Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Beware of the Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old pooch asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager: "Is THAT the dog people are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
"It certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I put up that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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