Questions??!

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "upover"?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for anaddress, you turn
down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, anddishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and wheredo they keep it?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for IDthat he just whipped out a quarter? [NOTE: Geo.Washington's picture is on a quarter]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypotheticalsituations?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hearhis Walkman?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all herfriends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf peoplewear earmuffs?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whaleslook the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go withsushi?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parkinglots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic calledrush hour?