Thoughts ... (1)

1.Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2.Why is it that, no matter what color of bubble bath you use, thebubbles are always white?
3.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopesthat something new to eat will have materialized?
4.Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with theirvacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then putit down to give their vacuum one more chance?
5.How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
6.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with ashopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its allright'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, youstupid idiot'?
7.In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was insummer when we complained about the heat?
8.Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
9.Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
10.Why is it that inside every older person is a younger personwondering what the heck happened?
11.Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain'and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get thesniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to bebedridden for weeks?
12.Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
13.If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it likeyour wife told you to?