Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she hadto go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill onthe counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worryabout my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT,under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, hediscovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watchingthe repairman go about his work.The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessantyelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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